Wow... my period actually started. Just when I was with the idea of being Robo. Ever worn a Swatch watch all summer? The plastic ones? You never take it off cause you don't want a dumb pale wrist, so come fall when your brown starts fading you unhinge it. "No...", you think, "couldn't be. That smell isn't coming from me... Ewww." A closer look at your wrist finds long rotten flesh. You flip over the dial to your watch. It is melted and eaten away, replaced with a smeg that incubated all summer on your arm, and smells like a long forgotten apricot. Yea, that's about how I'm feeling.